Us here in Sonyland don't like to BOAST and GLOAT like Nazisoft- but we do like to DESTROY the competition!
And we also like to.........LAUGH!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Unlike Nazisoft, Emperor Kutaragi and I are not DESPERATE and PATHETIC enough to BRIBE the review sites!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Always thinking ahead!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The GT5:P bundle was just the start, this GTA4 bundle will CRIPPLE the 360! And the MGS4 bundle will deliver the KILLING BLOW!
Ah, it feels so good to DESTROY Nazisoft- even DESTROYING Sega and Nintendouche wasn't THIS much fun!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
This SLUG dares to compare that TOY with my PerfectionStation Portable???
Emperor Kutaragi- we must finish him.....
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Edit: Greetings, harry190! I'll tell you what's up- Nazisoft and Nintendouche's time is up!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Looks like developers aren't exactly "Jumping In" right, Nazisoft?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You must be used to it by now! Along with the taste of FAILURE and your own DUNG!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Australia- King Kaz's new favourite country!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers- Never doubt the German guy!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Xbox Dead is the SEWER of the online gaming world, full of UNCOUTH CRETINS who spew venomous abuse and WORSHIP SATAN!
Once Home is launched, my Sony Soldiers will put you PIGS to shame by showing you how an online community should behave!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
What's the matter, SIMPLETON?
Did your Xbox 360 "console" break? Or did it set you on fire? Or are you just upset about your DESPICABLE 2008 "line-up"?
Whatever the reason, King Kaz will now laugh in your face:
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Keep up the good work, Steinberg, and I'll give you a pay rise!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz is the only one around here who is allowed to do an evil laugh!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Enjoy the wait, you Xbot CRETINS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
- "A more realistic look"
- More populated
- No frame rate drops
- Split screen mode!
PIGS- I will enjoy rubbing this in your SNOUTS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
When we finish off Xbox Dead for good, these Xbot PIGS may try to invade Home, with their DIRTY, UNCOUTH behaviour!
Sony Soldiers- once Home is launched, be on the lookout for any stray PIGS! You must be vigilant! If you see any, just inform King Kaz and I will "take care" of them.......
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
But it's so funny to watch you damn Xbot PIGS SQUIRM IN DENIAL!
You can OINK and GRUNT all you like- we all know you regret your "console" purchases!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Last year Emperor Kutaragi and I humiliated you......this year, we will DESTROY you!
Sony Soldiers- it's time to laugh at Nazisoft and their entire IGNORANT fanbase!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
As for the 360- 300,000 sold in Japan? PATHETIC!!!
Emperor Kutaragi, would you care to join me for an evil laugh?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
This does not sit well with King Kaz...........
Nazisoft- I was going to go easy on you, but now you've really done it!
Prepare to..........DIE!!!!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!